What Not to Gift an Artist ...

Ah, the art of gifting an artist. It’s a delicate dance, a careful balance, a... colossal headache. I’ve read the articles, seen the lists, and let me tell you, they’re about as in touch with what an artist really needs as a fish is with mountain climbing.

Whether you’re shopping for a seasoned creator or an up-and-coming artist (let's call them “artist-in-training”), DO NOT follow these lists. Most are written by non-artists who churn out lists to meet their bosses' demands.

As my birthday or another celebration approaches, I feel like that teacher who’s about to receive their 154th “Best Teacher” mug: grateful but internally screaming.
Don't get me wrong, I love gifts! Big gifts, small gifts, gifts wrapped with kindness. But I don’t need another paintbrush pot or a coffee table art book. And I definitely don’t need a candle that smells like bathroom deodorizer. I mean, come on!

Let's dive into some of the most ridiculous gifts I’ve received or stumbled upon in my research. Buckle up, it’s going to be a bumpy ride:

1. Shoes "designed by an artist": Really? I mean, my feet need love too, but this is a stretch.
2. Pairs of socks: I get it, studios can be cold. But socks with Mona Lisa or Van Gogh’s Sunflowers? Just, no.
3. Makeup bags: Because nothing says “I appreciate your art” like a bag for your eyeliner.
4. The infamous "artist" mug: If I see one more “inspirational” mug, I might start drinking straight from the paint water jar.
5. Bracelets with motivational quotes: Unless it says “Eat, Sleep, Art, Repeat,” I’m not interested.

If you’re thinking, “But what if the artist I know really wants these things?” Then, by all means, go ahead. If you are not sure, here’s a revolutionary idea: be genuinely interested in their art. Compliment their creations, buy one if you can afford it. Some artists take commissions, so why not ask them to create something unique for you? And pay the right price—don’t be cheap. Find out their favourite art store and get them a gift card. No matter the amount, it will always be helpful and appreciated.

Some artists have tight budgets, so why not invite them to a good restaurant that matches their tastes and foot the bill? If your budget is tight too, cook their favourite meal. They’ll appreciate the effort and thoughtfulness.

Now, let’s talk about our beloved artists-in-training. The gift card is still your friend here. If they’re exploring new mediums, get them a quality starter kit—not the cheap stuff with poor quality pencils or paints. You might think, “But quality supplies are expensive, and what if they don’t stick with it?” True, but cheap supplies can be discouraging and lead to giving up. Opt for small, high-quality kits. They don’t need 25 shades of blue; they need sturdy materials and vibrant colours. Big names in art supplies offer small kits perfect for beginners.

Same goes for paper. Cheap paper can be disheartening. A good quality sketchbook can make a world of difference. Ask this young artist to create something for you and, yes, pay them! Make them feel valued and appreciated. Take them to a museum or an art gallery, or bring them to an art store and let them choose their materials.

Choosing a gift for an artist might seem like a challenge, and you might feel the urge to be more creative than everyone else. But resist that urge. Just make sure they get what they truly need, and you’ll make them genuinely happy.
Happy gifting, and may your presents be ever in your favour!